everytime you see an inn you make elaborate plots to burn it down.
you have over 200 sprites on yer comp.
you actually say pants and w00t in real life.
you try to actually speak 733t.
you avoid dogs........ especially ones that like to eat legs.
you petition for bagaga to be in the dictionary.
when you are asked where you went for the weekend you say, nekonia, land
of cheese, boozeland, or doma.
you expect 1/3 of your population to be half cat full cat or just meow.
you ph33r the letter H.
someone pisses you off and you do Boot2DaHead.
you know ppl can be footstools.
you stare at a vulture on the side of the road waiting for it to say indeed!
but it just munches something crusty.
you see a stick figure and automatically wonder what it's crossdressing
alter egos and double accounts are so second nature, that when in real
life you have to train yourself not to talk in different voices for the
two of them.
you love a good spoinking.
you beware the sqawnky.
you tried to dye your ferret purple<---actually guilty of, heh, long
you have dreams totally composed of sprites.
fanbanners in your eyes are next to a good picasso.
spam is a beeyutiful artform albeit annoying sometimes.
you crack up in a play cos your one line is indeed.
your aim buddies list has a huge chunk of just RPGWW peeps.
you expect guys to outnumber girls 7 to 1.
When you laugh heartly at the mention of the word spam
When the Dog that likes the taste of billy no legs is AFTER YOU!!! THERE
HE IS, BEHIND YOU!! DEAR LORD, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, RUN!!!
You try to patent the phrase "Indeed."
Every once in a while, you strip naked and run around in public.
You can't stop writing ~ at the end of every sentence.
Your teacher gives you an F on a test, and you tell her "But I have super
intelligence powers! I dodge your F and fire you so you will be replaced!"
You brag to your friends about how many posts you have.
You pass up dates so you can stay home and make fanbanners.
You give a speech in class and end it by quoting your signature.
You threaten people who insult you with throwing them in various dungeon
You never close a browser window pointed towards some thread, and refresh
it periodically (guilty as charged).
You sit at your computer anxiously waiting for people to reply to your
In art class, when you draw other people, you draw their sprites.
You pick fights to gain EXP.
Whenever someone starts arguing with you, you insist that they make intelligence
checks every time they make a point.
You rush to school wearing your bathrobe and declare "I am the most powerful
mage ever! Fear me!"
During heated games of Hungry Hungry Hippos and Monopoly, you begin denouncing
the other players as "godmoders".
You buy Sea Monkeys in the hopes that they will someday evolve into tentacle
You say "Indeed" often enough for your friends to take up saying it, too.
*Phil= guilty of this*
You begin visiting stickdeath.com in hopes of finding a 1337 w4r3z stand
that sells canadian crack.
You begin using the letters F, N, W, and C in rapid succession more often
You use the word "Bagaga" as every other word
you think you can actually shoot fireballs out of your hands
you actually start dressing up as your character
you run away at requests, as of fear of fanstuff making
suggestions suddenly become abundant to you
you mentally replace people with sprites as you see them
due to your many personalities, you buy clothes, food, etc., for all of
you believe that the other rooms of your house are actually dungeons
You jump off a tall building, thinking you will fly.
You spell random RPGWW quotes(i.e. I refuse to write evil soldier.) on
calculators and other stuff at school.
You say "all your base" more often.
Your first priority is "Burn enemiez with fire!!!" ("with fire" is there
Your grammer/spelling gets worse. (i.e. I iz kewl/I iz'nt not a twit!)
You copy other peoples idea's and you change the color, take away parts,
and add different parts(joke about editing/making sprite)
you vow never to go to Canada
you try to spam actual conversations
you assume anyone who talks to their pets are black mages
you think that jewellery and clothing will affect your statistics
you can't hack metroid
You actually start quoting spam one-liners.
You declare that you will save the world for you are a legendary hero.
You try to buy "FNWC"s at a liquor store.
Your fancomic ideas override your usual everyday thoughts. (I'm guilty
of this one)
You try to find people who wear turbans in Canada.
You fall in love with a character's sprite.
You call people who call others campers in Multiplayer games "Godmoders"
You are genderless for at least a month
http://www.davidr.com/rpgww is your homepage
You see hard-looking people in the street and wonder if your level is higher
than theirs so you can take them on
You see short people and automatically assume they are black mages
You refer to nuns as white mages (I do that)
You believe you can save your game before doing something really stupid
All your AIM buds are RPGWW pals (Guilty as charged)
You think of burning a restaurant down if they don't serve bagaga
You play rp's in the roof of your house (again, guilty as charged)
you wander in the woods or bush, looking for monsters to fight
It surprises you if an arb (NPC) speaks to you for no reason
You run around asking for sidequests
You ask if weapons are made of mythril
If someone points a knife at you you're not scared unless it looks legendary
You study the great Spammers to perfect the art
In Scrabble you put down bagaga, and insist it is a real word
You start promoting and demoting people accordingly
You refer to singers as bards and wonder why no-one plays the harp
Leveling Up is a job occupation
You carry a dice around so you can practice your RP stats
You stub your toe and your HP falls
You try to STEAL from people out of battle
You look for secret passages in buildings
You mix potions in your spare time
You try to start the barbecue with your bare hands
You won't let people help you in fights so you don't have to share EXP
You are afraid to sneeze in case your pixel compilation falls apart
You make you own Red Mage hat
You try to figure out how to pronounce l33t
You're evil as a hobby
You think D&D doesn't have enough skill checks
You attempt to win the lottery with *s
You start using HTML tags...in speech
You add Purple Monkey Dishwater to the grocery list
You try to find "dwagons" at the pet store (Dammit, why do they never have
You try to find tentacle monsters at the pet store (o_O;; )
You use the word "huggle" in real life so much that those around you adopt
You argue with your schools' uniform/dress code coordinators that clothes
are evil and oppressive and you should be able to come to class naked
You go around killing people just to get enough COUrage to ask a girl out
You make "Indeed" Competitions (who laughs loses)
You watch fantasy stuff waiting for the dragons to show their sexy female
human forms, then get really pissed off when some knight kills them to
defend "some stupid human girl"
You carry dice with you, just in case someone talks to you/ you walk over
a slippery surface/ try something that isn't plain walking
You get in a fight and ask someone to be the GameMaster.
When you hit your opponent, you ask how much damage was done
You wonder what the AC of your leather jacket and the AT of your baseball
You stride in battle, light from the sky shining off your leather jacket
as you look at your enemy with determination, the sunlight reflecting off
your eyes. A large gang leader. This just isn't your day. You draw
your baseball bat of humanoid slaying (+2) and charge valiantly into combat,
uttering a prayer to the gods as you run towards your tough, and
maybe last opponent...
When asked who your idol is, you reply "Archmage" or "King of Doma", of
course attracting wierd looks
You wonder why the extremely brave and Intuitive person got burnt to a
crisp in that film
When you are told to join a group in a camping/ mountain climbing/ other
adventure, you ask whether it's Freestyle or using Phil's RP system
When in the year 2101, war was beginning...
You know you've been with RPGWW too long when you RP a character that RPs...