dragonclawsedw (11:02:44 PM): goto bar
Kain44 (11:03:05 PM): You walk in the bar and see many more drunkards
dragonclawsedw (11:03:43 PM): order
Kain44 (11:04:01 PM): Invalid Command. b00ze
dragonclawsedw (11:06:03 PM): order alcohol
Kain44 (11:06:22 PM): Who do you want to order it from?
dragonclawsedw (11:07:28 PM): the tender
Kain44 (11:08:12 PM): The Bartender, a big burrly man in a pink dress and a wig walks over and hands you clear drink* "Is the specialty."
dragonclawsedw (11:08:45 PM): drink
Kain44 (11:09:25 PM): You drink the liquid and feel a tingle in your chest.
dragonclawsedw (11:09:50 PM): look chest
Kain44 (11:10:06 PM): you examine your chest to find... No boobies!! Dun dun dun!
dragonclawsedw (11:10:14 PM): scream
Kain44 (11:10:35 PM): You let out a blood curtling scream that gest everyone to stare at you.
dragonclawsedw (11:11:59 PM): glare at tender
Kain44 (11:12:13 PM): You glare at the tender who blows a kiss at you in return.
dragonclawsedw (11:12:26 PM): give tender the finger
Kain44 (11:12:37 PM): You give the tender the finger.
dragonclawsedw (11:13:25 PM): kill tender
Kain44 (11:13:35 PM): Kill the tender with what?
dragonclawsedw (11:13:51 PM): kill tender with patron
Kain44 (11:14:07 PM): The skinny bald patron or the crack hoar?
dragonclawsedw (11:14:29 PM): crack hoar
Kain44 (11:15:05 PM): You pick up the crack hoar and throw her at the tender who dies from aids after a cencored sex scene.
dragonclawsedw (11:15:33 PM): loot bar
Kain44 (11:15:47 PM): You find 1x Red potion!
Kain44 (11:15:56 PM): You find 1x dead tender!
Kain44 (11:16:10 PM): You find 1x moogle dust!
dragonclawsedw (11:16:19 PM): drink red potion
Kain44 (11:16:35 PM): You drink the red potion and you feel a tingle in your chest again.
dragonclawsedw (11:17:31 PM): look at chest
Kain44 (11:17:34 PM): You look at your chest to see you now have big boobies!
dragonclawsedw (11:17:54 PM): IM: Better than nothing...
dragonclawsedw (11:17:59 PM): snort dust
Kain44 (11:18:29 PM): You snort the dust and begin to dance uncontrolablly!
Kain44 (11:18:48 PM): With many pretty colors about you!
dragonclawsedw (11:19:19 PM): dance!
Kain44 (11:19:36 PM): What do you want to dance on?
dragonclawsedw (11:20:16 PM): dance on dead tender
Kain44 (11:21:02 PM): You dance on the dead tender and get many strange looks from the patrons.
dragonclawsedw (11:21:39 PM): take looks
Kain44 (11:21:58 PM): Whos looks do you want to take?
dragonclawsedw (11:23:06 PM): take patron looks
Kain44 (11:26:55 PM): You take the all patrons looks and feel like you are being undressed with 15 sets of eyes!
dragonclawsedw (11:27:11 PM): drop looks
Kain44 (11:27:24 PM): Patrons looks: Dropped
dragonclawsedw (11:27:52 PM): kill patrons
Kain44 (11:28:18 PM): You mercilessly kill the patrons with your bare hands.
dragonclawsedw (11:28:39 PM): laugh
Kain44 (11:29:12 PM): You laugh and suddenly the cops bust in!
dragonclawsedw (11:29:48 PM): run
Kain44 (11:29:55 PM): Where do you want to run?
dragonclawsedw (11:30:05 PM): to the back room
Kain44 (11:30:34 PM): You run into the back room to find yourself on the stage of a strip club!
dragonclawsedw (11:31:05 PM): @#%$
Kain44 (11:31:13 PM): Whom do you want to @#%$?
dragonclawsedw (11:31:34 PM): jump off stage
Kain44 (11:31:51 PM): Invalid command. There is no jump off stage to @#%$.
dragonclawsedw (11:32:13 PM): jump off stage
Kain44 (11:32:30 PM): You jump off the stage into a crowd of horny men who approach you.
dragonclawsedw (11:32:44 PM): fu-- no wait...
dragonclawsedw (11:33:01 PM): run