CronoLuminaire:: ::Sneaks in like Ninja::
MarguessanDamodred:: *looks about*
CronoLuminaire:: ::Taps Margu on the shoulder::
MarguessanDamodred:: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
MarguessanDamodred:: *jumps*
CronoLuminaire:: A good 4 feet... pretty good
MarguessanDamodred:: *waits for her heart to start beating again*
CronoLuminaire:: What have I done?
CronoLuminaire:: CLEAR!
CronoLuminaire:: ::BZZZAPS Margu with the dammit... what are they called?::
CronoLuminaire:: ::Checks to see if her heart has resumed beating::
MarguessanDamodred:: *gasps as her heart starts beating again*
CronoLuminaire:: Are you alright?
MarguessanDamodred:: Don't...DO....THAT!!
MarguessanDamodred:: You must have scared 5 years off my life
CronoLuminaire:: ::Sent flying backwards::
CronoLuminaire:: ::Into a wall:: x_x
CronoLuminaire:: s.....
MarguessanDamodred:: oops!
CronoLuminaire:: s.......sorry
CronoLuminaire:: ::cough::
CronoLuminaire:: ::Falls off the wall, onto the ground::
MarguessanDamodred:: *drags herself to her feet and walks over*
MarguessanDamodred:: *offers a hand up*
CronoLuminaire:: ::takes it, and is helped up::
CronoLuminaire:: Sorry, I did'nt know you startled so easily...
MarguessanDamodred:: Not used to people who are quiet enough to sneak up on me
CronoLuminaire:: I don't usually sneak up on people either... ^_^;;;
MarguessanDamodred:: I'd say you have a lot of natural talent then
CronoLuminaire:: Well... when I was younger...
CronoLuminaire:: I did sometimes sneak off and swipe some cookies when I was'nt supposed too...
CronoLuminaire:: Does that count?
MarguessanDamodred:: *laughs* That counts
MarguessanDamodred:: It's hard to sneak one by the parents.
CronoLuminaire:: Well... Mom always knew afterwards...
CronoLuminaire:: But that was because she could count
MarguessanDamodred:: hard to get around that one I would suppose
CronoLuminaire:: Yep...
CronoLuminaire:: Impossible to get around
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RPGmaster4444:: hello everyone
MarguessanDamodred:: *coughs* Hi
RPGmaster4444:: r u guys actually from this RP?
MarguessanDamodred:: *steps away from Chrono and hums innocently*
RPGmaster4444:: uhh,.... is that a yes or no
MarguessanDamodred:: Yes, yes we are
RPGmaster4444:: k... how do i join?
CronoLuminaire:: Well...
CronoLuminaire:: ::places a hand over his neck quickly yet nonchalantly::
RPGmaster4444:: *whistles a soft tune* any day now
MarguessanDamodred:: *whispers to Chrono* The more the merrier?
CronoLuminaire:: ::Whispers back:: As you like it...
RPGmaster4444:: *sits on a rock and wonders what the heck is taking so long*
MarguessanDamodred:: *tosses a pile of leather at RPGMaster*
MarguessanDamodred:: Put that on.....
RPGmaster4444:: how?
MarguessanDamodred:: Well it's not like there is all that much of it...
RPGmaster4444:: lol
RPGmaster4444:: im j/k
RPGmaster4444:: *slips on the leather wear
RPGmaster4444:: *
RPGmaster4444:: im ready!
CronoLuminaire:: Good!
RPGmaster4444:: do any of u guys have AOL or AIM
Elementalist Daien:: DEINE MUTTER.
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MarguessanDamodred:: *looks for the handcuffs*
RPGmaster4444:: crono or damodred
RPGmaster4444:: do u have AOLor AIM
CronoLuminaire:: Why?
RPGmaster4444:: j/w
CronoLuminaire:: AIM skucs
MarguessanDamodred:: not available at the moment
RPGmaster4444:: i see...
RPGmaster4444:: ok
RPGmaster4444:: nvm...
RPGmaster4444:: so what r we doing today?
MarguessanDamodred:: Hmm, well your are in leather, I have these handcuffs...
MarguessanDamodred:: *tosses Chrono the whip*
CronoLuminaire:: Well Margu... I'll leave it to you to decide... ::catches::
MarguessanDamodred:: I know I promised you a turn with this...
CronoLuminaire:: After this... is it the plunger, broom handle or do you feel like using something with more cut to it?
RPGmaster4444:: ok... why does it sound like your about to beat me?
MarguessanDamodred:: The broom handle
CronoLuminaire:: Because... SILENCE SLAVE! ::whips RPG::
RPGmaster4444:: ow!
RPGmaster4444:: thats it.
RPGmaster4444:: *puts hands together as they start glowing.*
CronoLuminaire:: You are handcuffed, remember?
RPGmaster4444:: *pulls them apart as a metal staff appears and a robe falls on his back
RPGmaster4444:: *
RPGmaster4444:: you never put them on me
RPGmaster4444:: duh!
RPGmaster4444:: stupdi
CronoLuminaire:: Ahh yes... how stupdi of us...
RPGmaster4444:: *hits Margu on head with staff*
RPGmaster4444:: shut up
RPGmaster4444:: lo.
RPGmaster4444:: lol*
RPGmaster4444:: *turns and hits crono with staff*
RPGmaster4444:: "thatll show you"
CronoLuminaire:: ::Staff is swung towards him, but since he was standing at whipping distance, he is simply missed::
RPGmaster4444:: " ah so i see you wanna play it like that huh?"
RPGmaster4444:: *chants* *Crono gets knocked to the floor in pain*
CronoLuminaire:: ::Whips at RPG's quotes::
RPGmaster4444:: *dodges
CronoLuminaire:: ::RPG dodges, but the quotes have taken a critical hit::
RPGmaster4444:: quotes?
RPGmaster4444:: whatr thoses?
CronoLuminaire:: quotes
RPGmaster4444:: whats quotes
pd Rydia:: ...
RPGmaster4444:: u mean just " "
RPGmaster4444:: w/e
RPGmaster4444:: *quickly recovers and launches staff at crono*
MarguessanDamodred:: *casts a fireball at RPG*
RPGmaster4444:: *creats a invisible wall*
RPGmaster4444:: "i told u... im a master
RPGmaster4444:: *fireball bounces back and hits crono*
CronoLuminaire:: ::Whips at RPG's quotes again::
MarguessanDamodred:: Oh, and what are we chopped liver?
RPGmaster4444:: ill chop u up alright
CronoLuminaire:: Good idea Margu my dear...
RPGmaster4444:: *staff turns to axe as he charges toward crono*
RPGmaster4444:: *slices*
MarguessanDamodred:: *summons a sword and tosses it to chrono*
CronoLuminaire:: ::Catches it, and blocks the axing in time::
RPGmaster4444:: * so.. swordplay huh*
CronoLuminaire:: ::Stabs RPG's asterixes::
RPGmaster4444:: *forms a forcefield around himself*
RPGmaster4444:: ::while in forcefield.. unable to fight.. but protected from anything::
RPGmaster4444:: ::crouches down and lays staff on the floor*
RPGmaster4444:: ::*
RPGmaster4444:: ::body starts glowing::
CronoLuminaire:: I hope you know any magic you cast won't work either...
MarguessanDamodred:: *summons an fire elemental into the sphere with him*
MarguessanDamodred:: Attack him, my pet!
RPGmaster4444:: ::staff changes to a 2 handed sword as the robe turns to dragon scale armor
CronoLuminaire:: Well done Margu...
RPGmaster4444:: ::stabs elemental::
RPGmaster4444:: ::in heart::
RPGmaster4444:: :: the force field drop::
RPGmaster4444:: ::summons dark elemental and charges at Margu::
RPGmaster4444:: Kill him!!
RPGmaster4444:: wait.. il brb.. lol sry.. im changing my font...
MarguessanDamodred:: *cast a force and watches the elemental change to dust
RPGmaster4444:: you are good
RPGmaster4444:: ill admit
RPGmaster4444:: ::casts strengthen and slices margu in the arm::
RPGmaster4444:: but you wont wing
RPGmaster4444:: win*
RPGmaster4444:: i suggest...
RPGmaster4444:: lets join
RPGmaster4444:: me margu and crono
RPGmaster4444:: together... well dominate
MarguessanDamodred:: ....the world?
RPGmaster4444:: anything
RPGmaster4444:: i promise to you
RPGmaster4444:: with our skills we shall not fail
CronoLuminaire:: ::Walks behind RPG and stabs him in the back::
CronoLuminaire:: Your offer has been considered...
RPGmaster4444:: arrrghhh!!!!
CronoLuminaire:: And declined...
RPGmaster4444:: ::heals::
RPGmaster4444:: i dont remember asking u
RPGmaster4444:: i asked margu
CronoLuminaire:: So did I...
RPGmaster4444:: thats it... that was your last warning ... now ... you die!!!!!!!
CronoLuminaire:: Is that all we have to do to get rid of you?
CronoLuminaire:: ::Throws a 10000 sided die at RPG::
RPGmaster4444:: ::raises hands and summons a fire tornado and throws it towards pd Rydia::
RPGmaster4444:: ::pd rydia is desinigrated::
pd Rydia:: ...
pd Rydia:: *except not*
RPGmaster4444:: let that be a image of my power
RPGmaster4444:: ::catches die::
CronoLuminaire:: ::The die bonks RPG and lands on 9999::
RPGmaster4444:: sry cought it
CronoLuminaire:: Did you catch that before you casted the tornado or after you were taunting us?
RPGmaster4444:: i dont know.. but i caught it.. now whats this nonsense
MarguessanDamodred:: Nonsense....
RPGmaster4444:: whats with the dice
MarguessanDamodred:: Look who's commenting on Nonsense.....
CronoLuminaire:: ::The die shows 9999 and then explodes in RPG's hands::
RPGmaster4444:: pfff... amateurs
RPGmaster4444:: ::heals his hands::
RPGmaster4444:: watch this
RPGmaster4444:: :: crouches and glows red::
RPGmaster4444:: ::starts growing::
RPGmaster4444:: :: turns into a dragon::
RPGmaster4444:: RROOARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!1
RPGmaster4444:: AHH!!!!!
MarguessanDamodred:: *blinks*
pd Rydia:: (my soul, it aches ;_; )
RPGmaster4444:: ::Grabs margu and crono::
MarguessanDamodred:: You really need to do something about that breath....
RPGmaster4444:: ::and squeezes them::
RPGmaster4444:: JOIN ME!!
MarguessanDamodred:: Oooo, finally
MarguessanDamodred:: I've been wanting some manhandling
RPGmaster4444:: NIC:... uhh lol
RPGmaster4444:: NIC= (not in character)
CronoLuminaire:: All in due time Margu...
RPGmaster4444:: IC: JOIN OR DIE!!!!!!!
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MarguessanDamodred:: Hmm, do you offer benefits?
RPGmaster4444:: SUCH AS??
Kuro Kodomo:: o.O
MarguessanDamodred:: I mean really, a good 401K is important you know?
RPGmaster4444:: MONEY IS ALL YOU WISH?
CronoLuminaire:: And what about your dental plan?
MarguessanDamodred:: And if I am going to be injured in the line of duty while taking over the world I need really good health insurance
MarguessanDamodred:: the clerics are working overtime as it is
RPGmaster4444:: WHAT EVER YOU WANT
RPGmaster4444:: MONEY
RPGmaster4444:: HEALTH
RPGmaster4444:: *sarcastically* DENTAL PLANS
MarguessanDamodred:: My own pet dragon?
RPGmaster4444:: WHATEVER
CronoLuminaire:: A fluffy dragon Margu?
RPGmaster4444:: U WANT A FLUFFY DRAGON NAMED MARGU?
MarguessanDamodred:: So long as it is not an inbred dragon
MarguessanDamodred:: *whispers to Crono* Let's take over the world, then kill him
RPGmaster4444:: DONT THINK I CANT HEAR YOU
RPGmaster4444:: I HAVE VERY GOOD HEARING
RPGmaster4444:: ::squeezes tighter::
RPGmaster4444:: you betray me.... ILL DESTROY YOU!!!
CronoLuminaire:: ::Whispers back:: Of course...
RPGmaster4444:: ::squeezes tighter:: WHAT?!
RPGmaster4444:: SAY IT AGAIN!!!
RPGmaster4444:: OH WAIT YOU CANT BREATHE
CronoLuminaire:: ::Whispers some more:: But... with this guy in charge... that might never happen
RPGmaster4444:: ::SQUEEZES EVEN TIGHTER:: DO YOU ACCEPT?
MarguessanDamodred:: Yes, O Great and powerful Master
RPGmaster4444:: HELLO YOU CANT BREATHD!!
RPGmaster4444:: BREATHE!
MarguessanDamodred:: *whispers* Just play along
CronoLuminaire:: Yes sir ::breathes::
RPGmaster4444:: HELLO.. YOU CANT TALK OR BREATH!!
MarguessanDamodred:: *coughs and chokes as she begins to breath*
RPGmaster4444:: BETTER
RPGmaster4444:: ::PUTS THE 2 DOWN::
RPGmaster4444:: ::CHANGES BACK TO HUMAN::
RPGmaster4444:: now....
RPGmaster4444:: do you accept?
CronoLuminaire:: Do we accept what?
RPGmaster4444:: my invitation to join by my side and conquer the world
CronoLuminaire:: I'm feeling a little light headed... so I'm not sure I remember...
RPGmaster4444:: i c
CronoLuminaire:: ick?
RPGmaster4444:: i see
CronoLuminaire:: Ahh... how fortunate...
RPGmaster4444:: do you wish to accept
CronoLuminaire:: Margu... were we going to join him?
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MarguessanDamodred:: Well, so long as I get benefits, why not?
CronoLuminaire:: Oh yes, medical insurance, including dental
RPGmaster4444:: now ... what benefits? money, a dragon, health coverage, and dental plan
RPGmaster4444:: ?
MarguessanDamodred:: A big fluffy dragon...
MarguessanDamodred:: and....
RPGmaster4444:: ok.. ::writes down big fluffy dragon::
RPGmaster4444:: and wat?
MarguessanDamodred:: A 401k with matching money....
RPGmaster4444:: 401k?
RPGmaster4444:: WHATS THAT?
MarguessanDamodred:: *whispers to Crono* Did I miss anything?
MarguessanDamodred:: A retirement plan
RPGmaster4444:: i c...
CronoLuminaire:: Sure... the world is nice, but Margu and I have to think about the future...
MarguessanDamodred:: *takes Crono's hand and smiles adoringly*
MarguessanDamodred:: We plan to be around for a long time together.
RPGmaster4444:: ::waves hand as things start appearing::.. ::poof::... lets see a big fluffy dragon, money, retirement plan, dental plan, and health coverage
RPGmaster4444:: did i miss anything
CronoLuminaire:: ::Kisses Margu's hand lovingly::
RPGmaster4444:: hey u 2 lovebirds!
RPGmaster4444:: did i miss anything
RPGmaster4444:: ::whistles::
RPGmaster4444:: HELLOO!!!
RPGmaster4444:: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TURN TOTHE DRAGON AGAIN?!
RPGmaster4444:: guys quit playing
RPGmaster4444:: WHAT R U DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RPGmaster4444:: guys
RPGmaster4444:: guys
RPGmaster4444:: guys
RPGmaster4444:: guys
RPGmaster4444:: hello
RPGmaster4444:: hello
RPGmaster4444:: u guys suck
RPGmaster4444:: what r u doing?
Kuro Kodomo:: I think they are making sweet love to the dragon
RPGmaster4444:: lol
RPGmaster4444:: ::points to the dragon as it disappears::
RPGmaster4444:: if you want it back pay attention!!
Kuro Kodomo:: o.O
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pd Rydia:: well now
pd Rydia:: that was thoroughly amusing
CronoLuminaire:: Heh...
Kuro Kodomo:: that it was
CronoLuminaire:: Thoroughly
CronoLuminaire:: How did I do aunt Dia?
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CronoLuminaire:: Aww...
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Kuro Kodomo:: so....
Kuro Kodomo:: sweet hot monkey testicles. it's alive!
RPGmaster4444:: ok... this is supposed to be an RP so why arent we rping
Kuro Kodomo:: ?.?
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MarguessanDamodred:: that was priceless
CronoLuminaire:: It was...
Kuro Kodomo:: dude, you're on my list twice
Kuro Kodomo:: that's cool
CronoLuminaire:: That's how wonderful Margu is
Kuro Kodomo:: yuppers
MarguessanDamodred: all hail me?
Elementalist Daien: Sweet... hot... monkey... testicles...
Elementalist Daien: .. .... ... ...
Elementalist Daien: *lurks*
pd Rydia: o_O
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pd Rydia: Sweet hot monkey testicles?!
Kuro Kodomo: I was bored