End790 (2:34:57 AM): *Kelne?*
Kelne2261 (2:35:04 AM): Yeah?
End790 (2:35:17 AM): *If you were to be an NPC in EB, which would you want to be? :{*
Kelne2261 (2:35:38 AM): EB? Oh, Earthbound, right?
Kelne2261 (2:35:54 AM): Can't say I've played it, so I have no idea.
End790 (2:36:34 AM): *Oh.*
End790 (2:36:58 AM): *Um, just picture Kelne in an environment with half-naked children and molestation of oddly phallic aliens, and you'll be right on*
Kelne2261 (2:37:24 AM): ...
End790 (2:38:04 AM): *Can Kelne prance around without any pants and get a Critical off of a Tentacle Monster?!*
Kelne2261 (2:38:41 AM): I'm going to go with 'no'.
End790 (2:39:19 AM): *....
End790 (2:39:20 AM): *
End790 (2:39:22 AM): *Why not?*
End790 (2:39:34 AM): *Shouldn't he be more flexible? :{*\
Kelne2261 (2:39:44 AM): Again, no.
Kelne2261 (2:40:24 AM): Do I want to know what dark purposes you're plotting this for?
End790 (2:40:59 AM): *Only if you suspect that I want Kelne to be anally violated by tentacles. :{{*
End790 (2:41:13 AM): *Tch, your paranoia is leaking into your Glands.*
Kelne2261 (2:41:44 AM): *injects End with paranoia*
End790 (2:42:25 AM): *:Paranoia is counteracted by inherent devouring cells:*