[00:51] DogshamanPhil: Oh, I see. Philsys not good enough for you? Well FINE! Take your peanuts and mint, and begone from my sight!
[00:51] *** Auto-response sent to DogshamanPhil: I ENJOY HAM.
[00:51] UltraRube: What?
[00:51] UltraRube: I need a system.
[00:52] DogshamanPhil: No you don't - society just tells you that you do - it's not really necessary at all!
[00:52] UltraRube: ...I also need to stop leaving my away message up.
[00:52] DogshamanPhil: You also need to eat more ham.
[00:52] UltraRube: Yes, yes I do.
[00:52] DogshamanPhil: Apparently, you enjoy it.
[00:52] UltraRube: Hey, it's good stuff.
[00:52] DogshamanPhil: I tried to give you a perfectly good system, but you throw it back in my face!
[00:52] DogshamanPhil: How do you think that makes me feel?
[00:53] UltraRube: ???
[00:53] UltraRube: I need a system.
[00:53] DogshamanPhil: I'm a sad panda.
[00:53] DogshamanPhil: Look, if my system is unsatisfactory, you're invited to modify ti.
[00:53] DogshamanPhil: *it
[00:53] UltraRube: ...system?
[00:54] DogshamanPhil: Yes...you claim to want one, and you're unwilling to work for it.
[00:54] UltraRube: Work?
[00:54] DogshamanPhil: And so I hand one to you, and what do you do? Toss it aside like so much garbage...
[00:54] DogshamanPhil: Systems don't grow on trees, you know.
[00:54] DogshamanPhil: You actually have to, like, build them yourself.
[00:55] UltraRube: I need a system.
[00:55] DogshamanPhil: I need some caffeine.
[00:55] DogshamanPhil: Let's go to mexico and buy some cheap caffeine and systems.
[00:56] DogshamanPhil: I hear the peso exchange rate is lower now than ever.
[00:56] UltraRube: YES.
[00:56] DogshamanPhil: By 3:00 am, we could be doing body shots off hookers in some mexican hellhole. </penny arcade>
[00:56] UltraRube: We'll be snorting caffeine off of cheap systems by night fall.
[00:57] DogshamanPhil: The cheapest caffeine ever, made by destitute immigrants. We'll spit in the face of the mexican people and not think twice about it. All the systems and all the caffiene we could ever ask for. Are you with me?
[00:58] DogshamanPhil: The hell with that, let's eat it right from the ground.
[00:58] UltraRube: YES.
[00:58] UltraRube: Why dilute it?
[00:59] DogshamanPhil: Diluted caffiene is for people who can't handle caffeine in the raw. Systems for as far as the eye can see. The streets paved with legal, albeit unsafe stimulants.
[00:59] DogshamanPhil: Sounds like heaven to me.
[00:59] UltraRube: Fuck yeah.
[00:59] DogshamanPhil: And we're talking cheap, uncopyrighted systems, ripe for the taking.
[00:59] DogshamanPhil: Such as "Roll the d8 and get above 6, mang!"
[01:00] DogshamanPhil: You get 3 6's and you gotta do three lines of caffeine.
[01:02] DogshamanPhil: You're not going to post this in the AIM conversations, are you? I was a little off my game there.
[01:02] UltraRube: Hey man, this is classic shit.
[01:02] UltraRube: If this is off your game, then on it might just kill someone.
[01:03] DogshamanPhil: And that would be 3rd degree manslaughter, which is kind of like ice cream. Since ice cream = penis, and I like penis, then maybe I should get on my game.
[01:04] UltraRube: mmmm.... ice cream flavored penis...
[01:04] UltraRube: ...no wait.
[01:04] DogshamanPhil: Nono, ice cream and penis are pretty much the same, according to Dia.
[01:04] DogshamanPhil: Ice cream = milk, sugar, xanthan gum, seaweed.
[01:04] UltraRube: Uh... yeah, that's what I ment too...
[01:04] UltraRube: Really.
[01:05] DogshamanPhil: Of course. I understand perfectly. You made a move to cover your ignorance about the contents of your own genatalia. Perfectly understandable.
[01:06] DogshamanPhil: Penis = milk, sugar, salt, xanthan gum, pants. So they're more or less the same.
[01:06] DogshamanPhil: That's if you don't count the systems you find inside every box of mexican ice cream.
[01:06] DogshamanPhil: And the caffiene found inside every mexican penis.
[01:08] UltraRube: Wow. You'd think if the mexican caffiene came from penises, it'd cost more.
[01:09] DogshamanPhil: Apparently, it's in pretty good supply - it's practically the only way for illegal immigrants to make any scratch in this crazy town.