Typos: "fucking tuypoes" -- Rydia "FUCKING TYPOSE!" -- Namagomi "don't you love those tupos?" -- Kaigan "TOPO DEMONS! / *TYPO WEMONS! / **TYPE DEMONS!" -- Spleen "Typos are a bhcti" -- Shiranai "TYPOS > YUO!!!" -- Archmage "FCUK STRICES AGAIN!" -- Thores "Wait, I didn't typos!@" -- Chrono Catfish Love quotes: "Love is when your brain stops working." -- White Knight "Love is when 72 billion monkeys steal a porsche and drive it off a cliff." -- SuperRube "Love is an intricate dance of lewd comments and biting." -- Lord McBastard "Real love is when she gets out the rawhide." -- Archmage "Love is when you'd wait a million years just to say good night." -- Nekogami Booze quotes: "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe (Nakibe) "If you're still able to see in colors and not in scents...you're CERTAINLY not drunk enough." -- Nakibe (Nakibe) "I say we should all sing...and get totally sloshed! w00t, b00ze!" -- Archmage (Archmage) "'Keeeeeep! More booze, please! ~_~ I can still think straight!" -- Rai Dia (pd Rydia) "Alcohol is good for everything." -- Banjooie "The booze has gone to a better place..." -- Aya "beer does look dangerously and uncanily like urine although i have never seen fizzy urine....yet...." -- KraKeN "I wanna get so drunk that I start seeing my friends as cows." -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!" -- Shiranai "I spent 3 hours wondering 'Hey, I'm drunk, what should I do now'" -- Banjooie "Bah, my past was full of drinking and polymorph spells." -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "Don't you know the only excuse for that is being drunk!?" -- Hakaril (Archmage144) RP quotes: "T'garr, I be a fiesty pirate wench. I smash can on my head, scratch my ass first thing in the morning, and hide daggers in my cleavage." -- Nekogami "Since I don't have to kill you...can we be friends?" -- Stacey, the Goddess of Fluffiness "Don't give me no puppy dog eyes. I was there when you invented them." -- Nekogami (to Inugami) "CLOCKS ARE THE WORK OF GOD!!! ^_^" -- Stephan (FF Fan) "Ooo, what does this button do?" -- Jak (Jak Snide) "I FOUND A CORNER! I found a corner, I found a corner! See, right here! Stuck on the wall! It's a corner! Woo hoo! Now, to stare at it!" -- Daenj'r (KingOfDoma) "So? The psychologist says I should be more open with my feelings..." -- Staniel (FF Fan) "Now shoo before I rape you." -- Chaos/Canal (Nekogami) "I've done something like that once...except for the soul-ripping part" -- Will (Will Basteon) "Look hun, it's...uh...raining... ...frogs...O_o;;;" -- Aya, Queen of Doma (LDC) "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate ;)" -- Uncle Pervy (Uncle Pervy) "flowers liked to be picked they're all like wheeeeeeee!" -- Whisper (Jinx) "'It was like some evil, malevolent figure was watching him, chuckling gleefully every time yet another accident befell his stylish shirt and pants.'" -- White Knight (White Knight) "BAD raspberry!!!" -- Solis (Nakibe) "Magic. As in, big flashy dink!" -- El Bob (Squintz) "HOW THE FUCK DID WE SLEEP THROUGH DOOMSDAY!?" -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "Why is it always ZOMBIES?" -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "Milk does a neko good!" -- Hayako (Nekogami) "Alright then. Now we're one big happy band of happy adventurers, maybe we should get back to the killing, hmm?" -- Jak (Jak Snide) "We bastet don't feel that the lack of clothes is inappropriate." - Mystess (Nekogami) "Got Dragonale?" -- Richard (Nakibe) "I'M NOT OVULATING!!!" -- Dia Rai (pd Rydia) "It's just a monster! You don't need to cuss!" -- Migi Kuro (pd Rydia) "Arrr! I be a fiesty pirate wench and anyone who says differen' is likely to have a foot up their arse and a pistol down there gullet!!" -- Nekogami "It's the paperweight...OF DOOM!" -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "Oh course he likes me. =e_e= I'm fluffy and lovable, dammit." -- Noire (pd Rydia) "Why do I feel like I've done something terribly, awfully, heinously good?" -- Mystess, Love Priestess (Nekogami) "I'm in a dress, and it's pink...SHOOT ME!" -- Dia Rai (pd Rydia) "The booze has gone to a better place..." -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "me wants teh crunchies oVo" -- evil ravenous (but not too bright) firebeast (DragonMistressSCV) "Mrrfhggrrffffff~!" -- Inugami "Uh oh... the Mage has been reading. Watch out, folks!!! He may destroy your town with his AWESOME VOCABULARY!!!" -- Richard Storm (Nakibe) "MEAN HORSIES DON'T GET BISCUITS!!!" -- Solis (Nakibe) "So remember everyone. Crushing works good on demons." -- Idran (Idran) "As long as you can kill, you're not useless." -- Kamos Mazuo (Namagomi) "Kalmiahtiden, we have a problem..." -- Kamos Mazuo (Namagomi) "MUTANT FROG DRAGOONS! AAAAH!" -- Jared L'Mahreen (pd Rydia) "No Ayra, you're not the ominous feeling of impending doom." -- Aya du Mythril (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "Ain't no race got the monopoly on stupid, Willy" -- Uncle Pervy (Uncle Pervy) "Choark! Never, EVER take off my pants again!" -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "Bah, my past was full of drinking and polymorph spells." -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "I'm ripping apart whoever caused this. This is insanity." -- Zukath (Divinegon2130) "Don't you know the only excuse for that is being drunk!?" -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "You know, if I met some guy named after an adjective, well, I'd kinda not let him past the gate." -- Dhargun (SqutinzAltec) "And Damnit Taiar you'll take it even if I gotta shove it up your ass!" -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "Stop bleeding all over the place damnit!" -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "Well first there was the fact I found you head first in a lake. When I finally dragged you out, you laughed and said you were a fish!" -- Pig (Choark) "BOOBIES! Not to be confused with booty. One's for pillagin', one for....well....pillagin but not the same kind." -- Fifi (Nekogami) "Men... never listening as always....." -- Char'rynn (Divinegon2130) "I smell ye! I know that taint o' pathetic anywhere!" -- CaptainPervy (UnclePervy) "I REJECT YOUR PRESENCE!" -- CaptainPervy (UnclePervy) "When in Doma, do what the Domans do." -- Smartz (ChancellorSmartz) "Yaaay the gods approve! Let's screw!" -- Arnast (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "Shut up, we're not doomed..." -- NPC (SquintzAltec) "Odd, I don't have a tragic past at all, I'm just pissy and depressed" - Kamos (Namagomi) "Of course, there is never just one Ninja. Oh no." -- UnclePervy "Be a good chap and die, would you?" -- Kelne "What. In. The. @#%. Are. You. Two. Doing?" -- Hzar (Banjooie) "...I'm not ignoring you. I'm talking to my book." -- Hakaril (Archmagew144) "Just because a man talks to his cats and a book doesn't mean he's crazy." -- Hakaril (Archmage144) "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- WillBaseton "Hey girls are alright but sometimes ya just wanna guy to talk to...about manly stuff! Like...bugs...and dirt." -- Robert Kliyy (pd Rydia) "Don't worry, death watches over you! =^_^=" -- Ayra (LDC) "And to be honest, I haven't got a good feeling." -- Taryn (Shirinai) "Er, sir, please keep your daughter away from that, the Drow Hourglass of Death is not a toy" -- Neb (Nebula Queen) "Penguin and the phrase "reign of terror" don't belong in the same sentance" -- Rosalie (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "OK. Good Kanter. Just breathe, think clear, and stop talking to yourself in your head." -- Kanter (Wanderer Josh) "REAL VALTH DON'T FUCKING FLY" -- Dernteir (Nekogami) "I'm cute and my mother is really a man." -- Ship Porte (Nekogami) "Y'know, I've always been told that Dragons are bigger. And less bi-pedal." -- Cuimacc (MovieMan123321) "i dun think the ass is whatcha call full of taste." -- ghost waitress (Jinx) "I don't need a reason to shout penis!" -- Ana (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "That's because an angry woman is a force to be reckoned with." -- Will Baseton "The name of that Infernal Bunny-woman, Kelne, grates on my soul!" -- Chaucer Anglesy (Uncle Pervy) "Give it up for the Earthian EL BOB!" -- Ayisha (LadyDragonClawsEDW) "Ah, so you're a divine creature? You want a bowl of milk?" -- Jak Snide "I'm a farmer." -- Choko (Uncle Pervy) "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful toenails?" -- Shirinai "MY BREASTS DON'T NEED TO BE IN THIS DISCUSSION" -- Deeum (DMSCV) "Yes, I died. But I got better." -- Hakaril Silvar (Archmage) "GET OVER YOUR PENIS COMPLEX!" -- Hakaril Silvar (Archmage) "I'm not dead...I'm death." -- Ayra du Mythril (LadyDragonClawsEDW) GM quotes: "Weeee!!! Super fun happy plot advancement!!! :D" -- FF Fanatic, GM "How the HELL do you get a critical booze pour???" -- Archmage "Jak gets +50 XP for attempting to RP a nightstand." -- Archmage "It pulsated, and glowed, which wasn't really that much of a feat, considering it was a big glowing orb." -- SquintzAltec "Meanwhile, in the back room, our three NPC/Heroes were having a kinky threesome involving creative use of a grandfather clock." -- NebulaQueen "Meanwhile, Froggy Will hopped around, pointlessly." -- Squintz Altec "The door said that the establishment was known as the Ferocious Pacifist, which begged the question: How the HELL did these taverns get these names?" -- Squintz Altec Misc board quotes: "I mean we post like, as you know, rabid wombats." -- Nekogami "Spammers are people too." -- SuperRube "And then the pixies of doom ate her brain. It was very tragic." -- White Knight "For my next trick, I shall be crushing the hopes and dreams of the innocent!" -- SuperRube "You coward! You'd leave a pregnant man to suffer!?" -- Nekogami "Oh dear god. Staniel's a furry." -- Kotoki "Onnaaaa!!! OUTTAMYHEAD!!!" - Shadow Watcher "O_O AHH! CHEMISTRY IS ATTACKING AHHH!" - LadyDragonClawsEDW "Well.. I have clueless stare down to a fine art ^___^" -- Choark "Now, face my most fearsome technique! FLAIL ABOUT RANDOMLY!!!" -- White Knight "Alas, pants. I knew them well." -- Kotoki "Fetuses ROCK this WORLD! RAAR!" -- Choark "O__o;;; WE'RE ALL #$@# NUTS, SPADOOOGLE!!!!!!!!" -- FF Fanatic 80 "Upgrade complete. Please reboot your ass" -- Squintz Altec "Super Fluffy Ninja Kitty.... HIDE!!!" -- Nakibe "Remember, kids, skulk 3 times a day so you can grow up and be a big and STRONG demon." -- Nakibe "I lurk because I care." -- SuperRube "Cuteness is CUTE!" -- SALSAlys "Someone set up us the goddamn tables." -- Archmage144 "i think i'll give spoon raping a miss this time thanks" -- The Original Darras "Oh yeah...ya see, ninja are totally sweet, they make people want to crap their pants. They can also get super pissed and swallow frisbees, and kick things in the face. This all helps contribute to TEH REAL ULTIMATE POWER!" -- FlamingDeth "Sanity is where the pants go on your legs, not your head." -- Crawling Reshiki "If it smells like a discussion, walks like a discussion, and talks like a discussion.. it's a.. duck" -- Crawling Reshiki "There's a difference between natural immaturity...and flaming hormonal idiocy." -- Rydia "*Dilute them bloodlines! Make Hitler roll in his grave!*" -- Uncle Pervy "We should only wear pants on our heads you conformist bastard!" -- Vulture "9 out of 10 lurkers agree.... this is a good place to be." -- Nakibe "...damn, this is one sexy posticon." -- FlamingDeth "*Pickled Genitals area good conversation piece when placed upon your mantle*" -- Uncle Pervy "*pulls a d20 out of his bag* Within my hands, I hold fate itself! The tapestry of creation is mine to command!!! RAWR!" -- THE GM, Archmage "Hey! No cow sex! Bad bad Pervy!" -- Taiar "Friends don't let friends inflict character death" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW "GENERALIZATIONS = BAD FOO" -- XIIIRedXIII "This...is insanity gone insane, while drinking the insanity shake and playing Ping Pong of Doom while eating the chips of Madness. o_o" -- SquintzAltec "Spiffy. My ass has been deleted." -- Kadrin "Right. I hereby declare nachos to be Swiss Army food. Ya know, because they're so versatile...or something." -- FlamingDeth "NO SPOONS PLZKTHX" -- Archmage "I want to be unique like everbody else" -- FlamingDeth "This'll be more fun than shoving a monkey into a clear-plastic ball and forcing it to roll around crazy thin-line mazes to collect bannanas!" -- BrainWalker "TAKE THAT TESTOSTERONE!" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW "My god, you look EXACTLY like someone that I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!" -- BrainWalker "Half elves? Uh oh, they are eaten by Dragons, we call them Dwagon Kibble here..." -- Lord McBastard "insanity= wtf raised to the x power" -- Nekogami "See a doctor before equipping any magical item or changing your diet." GreatDave "Well if I can't be active, I can at least be naked." -- Shiranai "Goodbye, and stop breaking the laws of physics for God's sake." -- Namagomi "I love my parents... BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE WITH THEM ANYMORE! " -- SuperRube "*Today's important Lesson. Dragongirls Bite. Nekojin nip*" -- UnclePervy "What the fuck? That like, defies some sort of law or some shit!" -- BrainWalker "Welcome to the board. Hope you have an enjoyable stay, please keep your arms, legs, spleens, livers and other vital organs inside the vehicle at all times." -- Koneko "RAWR! FEAR MY UTERUS!" -- LadydragonclawsEDW "I spent 3 hours wondering 'Hey, I'm drunk, what should I do now'" -- Banjooie "It's better than a pile of Jesus!" -- Kotoki "Yes, a little stabber a day keeps the doctor away." -- Nakibe "I SMASHIES....in a very intellectual manner" -- Banjooie "MY WANG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WANG OMG" -- Banjooie "So I was like 'hang on, I'm moving at a perfectly reasonable speed for your average archmage!'" -- Archmage "Anybody have any valuables? It's been several hours since I pillaged anything!" -- UnclePervy (Disco Funk Railroad to DestructionNick Shogun) "YOU! The big, injust, green guy with the perplexed look!!" -- Mikan (2 Sugoi, Nekogami) "Yes. I am an assaholic. I am addicted to the ass." -- EKDS5k "NINJA RABBI, USE YOUR SHURIKEN DREYDALS! " -- Ajil6 "According to statistics, yes...Everyone has one testicle and one breast." -- Archmage144 "DIA IS BANNED FOR HAVING MORE POSTS THAN GOD." -- Zemyla "I'm KING lesbian." -- Adam "course...driving drunk while on camel kills more people than shark attacks. I think" -- Ash Fanrico "First teaching of the black mages: Let the idiots stand in front of you so they get hit instead." -- Jak Snide "...if I'm wrong I'll just redo something till I get it wrong." -- GameStar7 "Oh, those kooky deities! Always turning themselves into random animals and boinking mortals!" -- White Knight Delta "Oh, I thought you were trying to make a witty pun, but you were actually being a dumbass!" -- Priam "Would that un-Jew you?" -- Archmage144 "LUKE'S A POOFTER!" -- Banjooie "JOKES ON HIM. I FOUND GOD. HE WAS BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME." -- Ajil "Well, if he's up for it....I've always wanted to have Jesus' kid." -- Jak Snide "I want to think of Einstien when I eat corn." -- Lord McBastard "Yeah, if you blew up Ayenee, it'd dodge." -- Archmage "Sillyness is goo for the soul." -- FF Fanatic "Not my penis! That's where I keep all my stuff!" -- DW Sage "'Dad found you in his beer'" -- Banjooie Other: "calm down, forum RPs can take days, hel there's ones i'm in now on oher forums that have been running for weeks..." "Just say no. You don't have to borrow mystic energies from deities of chaos, destruction, terror, and death." -- Valhearte "Eat chicken, live forever...until you die, then you're screwed." -- Matt C. "I exist to celebrate the onion." -- 'Pepito,' (mis)translation of Pablo Neruda's <>.