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Will Rennar 
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(8/5/04 7:45 pm)
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DANGER! ZOMBIE POST!
It seems I'm probably gonna be owing you a little money here in the next few days. I was just unpacking the last of my stuff from the con, and it seems I accidentally stuffed one of the hotel's towels into my bag. O_o;;;;

That is all.

EDIT: Nice one, Priam. *BONK* >:

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Edited by: Will Rennar  at: 9/26/04 2:32 pm
Ganonfro
The King of France
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(8/6/04 2:40)
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...Well, hopefully they didn't notice, since we asked for extra towels....

But if they do, I do expect the 5 dollars or however much they are each.

pd Rydia 
Dia, Innkeep of Justice
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(8/6/04 13:50)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
I don't think most hotels care about stolen towels. From what I understand, it happens a lot. They care a bit more about stolen, say, lamps or toilets.


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FlamingDeth
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(8/6/04 19:26)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Oh. I should probably send this toilet back then.



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Uncle Pervy 
Barterer of Corn
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(8/7/04 3:19)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
They didn't care after all? Curses, I would have been all over them towels, then. :(


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Ganonfro
The King of France
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(8/7/04 10:35)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
I think they'd notice if all of them were gone, Pervy.

Archmage144 
The Judge of No Pants
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(8/7/04 12:47)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
How does one steal a toilet?




Besyanteo 
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(8/7/04 12:56)
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you bring tools. How is not the big question. The question is: "WTF WHY?!"


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KingOfDoma
Bleh
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(8/7/04 13:01)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
I think the better question is how to get it out of the hotel without having to resort to wacky, sitcomesque antics...

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EKDS5k 
Where is ze gold?
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(8/7/04 14:05)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Because your toilet at home is broken or leaking or something. And also, if the hotel is anything like the one we stayed in Baltimore last year, you walk down the damn stairs and put in the back of your van.

PriamNevhausten
Sexy Tuberculosis
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(9/26/04 0:10)
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Or car.

Or bicycle.

Or backpack.

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The Great Nevareh
King of No Pants

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(9/26/04 0:11)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
You keep your backpack downstairs in case of potty-theft?

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FlamingDeth
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(9/26/04 3:03)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Shame on you, Priam. You should know better. :(



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Molokidan 
Sushi Ninja of
Love and Peace

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(9/26/04 7:02)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
I steal their pens, soap, and shampoo all the time. They never catch me, the fools!

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Capntastic 
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(9/26/04 14:09)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Once I stole and ashtray and supa-glued it to the cover of their garbage can out back. This will prevent smokers from putting their ashes into the garbage, thus causing an explosion.

Drewtiggerous
Bar Patron

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(9/26/04 15:08)
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...no it won't.

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PopoSujo 
Lvl. Lurk Death

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(9/26/04 15:11)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Or will it?


Drewtiggerous
Bar Patron

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(9/26/04 15:13)
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*snickers* Having seen people throw half-burning cigarettes into the trash can under a mounted ashtray, I think not.

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BrainWalker 
King of Sass
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(9/26/04 15:36)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
The problem is that people are idiots, you see.

Also: That needs to be a sidequest in Kingdom of Loathing. Steal everything from a hotel room, even the stuff that's nailed down. Leave only the bare walls!

Drewtiggerous
Bar Patron

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(9/26/04 15:38)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES! That's EXCELLENT. Got to propose that as a quest :D

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Shinigori V2 
Legendary Drifter
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(9/26/04 16:09)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Who the hell are you, again?



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Drewtiggerous
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(9/26/04 16:21)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Someone you've likely never met, let alone heard of... good friend of Will's.

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Molokidan 
Sushi Ninja of
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(9/26/04 16:43)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
It sounded very mysterious and foreboding until I got to the "good friend of Will's" part! :( That kind of ruins it.

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Drewtiggerous
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(9/26/04 16:47)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
I prefer straight-forward and foreboding, thanks. =^.^=

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The Great Nevareh
King of No Pants

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(9/26/04 17:40)
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I'll fore your boding!

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Drewtiggerous
Bar Patron

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(9/26/04 18:26)
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Re: ATTN: Ganonfro
Would you? I'd really appreciate it, thanks. <.<

pd Rydia 
Keeper of the Corn
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(9/26/04 18:31)
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I'll appreciate your thanks, fuckwit!

...dammit, it just doesn't work.


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Drewtiggerous
Bar Patron

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(9/26/04 18:34)
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...fuckwit?
No, not really. But you tried, and that's what counts, right?

*snickers*

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Drewtiggerous
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(9/26/04 18:39)
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mmnyaaaaaaah.
And on a totally unrelated note, whitherfore are the zombies?

Drewtiggy
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pd Rydia 
Keeper of the Corn
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(9/26/04 18:46)
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Re: mmnyaaaaaaah.
Note: edit button is your friend! Just a note.

Also: Note the dates on the first post, and then the dates on Priam's post somewhere in the middle. Hence...Thread necromancy! :o But it is amusing, so all is well, in my mind.

Also Also!

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Molokidan 
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(9/26/04 18:50)
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Re: mmnyaaaaaaah.
I enjoy necromancy.

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BrainWalker 
King of Sass
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(9/26/04 19:30)
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Re: mmnyaaaaaaah.
I'll enjoy your ne-

...no, that doesn't work either

Drewtiggerous
Bar Patron

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(9/26/04 19:55)
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Re: mmnyaaaaaaah.
...
...
...
ew. A lot.

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NebulaQueen
Con Monkey
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(9/26/04 20:02)
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Re: mmnyaaaaaaah.
Hey, you're the one who thought of the ew aspects first. For example, there are plenty of decent ways to enjoy necromancy. Such as tea parties.




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Drewtiggerous
Bar Patron

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(9/26/04 20:29)
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Re: mmnyaaaaaaah.
Boston teaparties? Or fruit-and-cake tea parties?

Drewtiggy
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Molokidan 
Sushi Ninja of
Love and Peace

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(9/26/04 10:52 pm)
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Re: mmnyaaaaaaah.
Necromancers don`t use fruit-and-cake. . .they use BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

*bites Drewtiggerous*

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Edited by: Molokidan  at: 9/26/04 10:52 pm
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